ok so i went to kimjos surprise bday party today and it was so0o0o hard to keep it a secret cuz i like see her for 10 hours each day

neways it was so fun it was so nice to see everyone and i love it so much we even played a dirty game of charades and we played this game where u start a stroy n people gotta memorize what u say and what other people add on...heres what it itok one day i went to a party n danced with santa claus n other people n i got conctipated and made out with my best friends boyfriend and peed my pants which didnt help my conctipation much so i asked sanata for help and he gave me a cup and i let it all out in the cup n then ate a cucmber n put the peels in the garbage in the disposal and then flew on a goose to an enchanted land and i saw the lucky charms guy making marshmallows n then out of nowhere barney apperaed and started singing the i love you song and i saw bj n baby bop getting high n then the lucky charms dude turns to barney n says "dude im not gay" and barney says "but we havent played star wars yet" and then anakin flew in from nowhere and then frodo n malfoy came in and saved the day and my conctipation came back so anakin told me"may the force be with you" but it wasnt and it went all over the place so legolas shot an arrow and started stripping and oliver wood fell off his broom stick and it turned out that legolas's arrow hit britney spears and she said "hit me baby one more time"

haha yeah i know its like rele weird but thats ok cuz i love my jen my kimmy my stephanie my k-dawg or kimjo my heather my kimfo my nora n my kristen ok so theyre not rele mine but i can pretend they are

well i just thought i should tell u whats been happening n i got her the linkin park meteora n a league of their own on dvd! haha ok well im done now

*Claire*